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Brittney Have a hobby and take some time out for yourself. With seven times the number of ladies, seven times the hotness is guaranteed! I enjoyed studying the profession as it is multifaceted, challenging and, more excitingly, still in the process of evolution. Other tweaks include the option for sand tyres and a cradle to lug stuff around. The best thing to wear while fixing pipes, saving a princess or dodging Help us! Its a period crime lm. Jerky hand movements?
Duck out of the storm till it blows over. That is, dont speak. Just listen. It applies as much for relationships as for irting. Let her speak.
Then, take your damn hands out of your pocket and ask her if she wants a drink. Or if you should turn your right cheek. Either way, shell be too spent from venting to care and just go with whatever you say. Dont say, Lets discuss it some more! On to pitfall No. Equating Everything With Efort Darwin may have been a naturalist by profession, but his book On the Origin of Species is nothing short of a tome for men to understand how to conduct themselves in the 21st century.
The mans voyage aboard the HMS Beagle gave him ideas, and his subsequent work on human evolution and sexual selection in The Descent of Man is full of behavioural stu that has presum- ably led to your current state of aairs. He was also unintentionally funny using terms such as homology, for instance So, if youre stressed out, you need to power up an in-built genetic mechanism: Yes, just straight out refuse to believe, ignore the strange rumblings of conscience or society and by that, we mean your mother and shrug your shoulders when you think its getting too much to handle.
This should take you through most of lifes little aggravations. But when it comes to severe crises, you need to break out the big gun: This is a dogged evolu- tionary traitcommon to many scientists and geniusesthat works well when mere denial will not help you pull through. Like, in the face of a charging rhino, just light your cigarette and pretend that dull thud is actually the sound of you ashing on the ground. Or when your boss tells you that youre red, look straight at him and dont blink.
Your silence will be construed for anger, and hell at least give you a meagre severance package. If your trouble is your girls ADD, breathe. She wont remember half the crap you sprout. Which then brings us to pitfall No. While this seems unconnected to usthe urban alpha maleto- day, it has probably left a deep genetic imprint on our psyche. Being blamed for something is bad enough, but it really stings when you dont really deserve it. Granted, we let our sensitivity or what we at call give a shit quotienterode over time, but we still feel this inexplicable compulsion to make excuses or present an argument The result is all too familiar: Headache, heartache, haemorrhoids, not necessarily in that order.
But there is a way out. Its called se- quencing or the ne art of passing the buck to all those within the vicinity of blame. People crudely call it blame game or dis- ownment but thats just a negative take on a noble art.
Every man is likely to screw up, but he should plan ahead so he can se- quence the string of ill- events and pawn o the blame. Like, on to a disobedient pet, an unfeeling partner, a stupid supervisor or short of pointing out the real reason you need help in the rst place. So, consequently, there are a million times youve been screwed over, but each time youre left blaming fate, or your conservative upbringing, or the lack of one testicle.
But did you ever think it could have something to do with your DNA, the way youre inherently engineered? That the damaged goods you are is the result of your furry, branch-grabbing ancestor and his penchant for smelling his arse on his ngers?
Your DNA is to blame for your bouts of public fright and for the knots in your pubic hair. I call them the guns that never red. What youve eectively done is forced them to plug you out, without ditching that spanking smartphone youve spent a fortune on. Then again, this is technology were talking about, so itll nd a way to chain you in within a few days. The solution? Resist the urge to upgrade everything at once. Start with the basics, such as a complete body checkup.
Theres obviously something wrong with each one of us, and theres no time like the present to sort it out. Get a drink, learn to cook from a cookbook and read some literotica. Youll be amazed at how much these things help you get over your constant pings and pangs. Whether or not you begin to rely on yourself more, youll have evolved.
Oh, and learn to count. It helps. But stop Overanalysing The Future Let us assume for one second that Darwin was wrong, and that human beings are indeed the result of some cosmic introspec- tion. That would mean all human problems t within the larger scheme of things.
We could be wrong, but getting screwed over seems an awful lot like fate too. Thanks to Darwin bless his mammoth sideburns and his evolution hypothesis, we dont have to live with the burden that God wants us to be unhappy. It makes sense, then, to stop worrying so much about what tomorrow holds, and enjoy the measly earning and goods we currently have. Easier said than done, right? True, but this is again where a term Darwin usedcalled retrogressioncomes in handy.
It basi- cally means backward development, as in you become a little bit more imperfect as you age. Thats all the proof we need to understand that going bonkers as we cross 30 is pretty much a force of nature, in turn justifying all the booze, bad behaviour and insecurities about receding hairlines and ballooning guts. Its a bit embarrassing to admit to yourself how age is actually begin- ning to freak you out, of course, so the best way to ght the age-and-fate combine is to rely on another powerful tool: Procrastina- tion.
While it is an inherent quality in most mammals why else do you think bears hibernate and dogs run after their own tails , nature has allowed human males to perfect it. Push everything as far back as you can, so that age becomes relative. Like, you could push back learning to speak. Imagine if youd only learnt to speak when you were Another thing you can aord to push back is taking on more responsibil- ity at work, without risking loss of income or getting red. Appear to be busy all the time.
Send a bunch of emails rst thing in the morning, send follow-ups, give tons of papers to be copied, and generally just keep enquiring about your peers and subordinates work progress. Theyll be tricked into working harder, hopefully for you. It doesnt mean that you can get away without doing any work, but then practice makes perfect.
Keep trying, even as you try to manage without Seeking Too Much Information Darwin examined many species before he came up with the evolution idea, and his hypotheses are being proven at the genetic level today.
While we have evolved from apes, there are signs that youre evolving right now. It is a boon but also a major pitfall, one that any sensible male should avoid. The best way is to stop seeking information of any kind. The less you seek, the less you know. The less you know, the less you are expected to share. The less you share, the more time you have to lie back, scratch and ip channels because, damn it, you just cant nd interesting TV. In the end, of course, all of these life-saving mechanisms are built into your genetic code and you just need to harness them.
And what would Darwin do? If he wasnt collecting specimens on the Galapagos, hed be sitting by the beach, having a beer. Now, theres absolutely no excuse for you not to do the same. Once you have the order in which each can be held responsible, youre home free.
Unless home is the place youre trying to run away from. In that case, refrain from Trusting Technology Technology is our best friend but it is also an unforgiving bitch. The thing we need to understand is that all the guys making all those apps and devices out there are basi- cally trying to make you more accountable and tightening the noose of omnipresence around your neck.
Sure, social networking is fun, but admit it: How hard have you had to work to dodge a dodgy commit- ment of late? We can tell you its as tough as swallowing the neighbourhood aunties puke-worthy halwa while pretending not to throw up in front of her hot daughter. Basi- cally, its really tough. Plus, because were so damn connected all the time, even taking a dump has become a social gather- ing of like-minded turds.
Escape is never close at hand, which is why everyone, from the plumber and partner to the priest and proctologist, is always with you. The solu- tion should be simple: Just turn o every device, use a pencil and pad and, well, read. While the last bit is easy to accom- The best way out of a stressful situation? Do as our ancestors didduck out of the storm. But not before saving some nuts as in food! Wait, we said becoming impossible.
Theres still a way: Get over-connected. As in, keep everyone updated about everything all the time. Theyll tire of itand youin less than a week, strike you o their feeds and take you o their lists.
Theyll still feel bad about it, so theyll be nicer to you. There, problem solved! The new Vespa is stylish but so smooth. You cant help falling in love with the new Vespa It beautifully blends a sleek futuristic design with the trademark retro look. Using a monocoque structure, the is embellished with elements of aluminium alloy for the first time and uses a dual disc brake at the front and rear to boost rider control. It also boasts of features like traction control and anti-lock brakes ABS.
The single-cylinder cc four-stroke, three-valve, air-cooled engine with electronic injection allows greater performance while reducing emissions. In terms of performance, it produces a maximum shaft power of 8. The also supports a single handlebar-mounted headlight, which has the digital instruments cluster, and includes an LCD dashboard. The smart chrome trim, edgy vents on its front apron and the long unwinding seat give it an aerodynamic flair, adding to its appeal.
And, if you think this iconic marque is too tame for you, look in the mirror. You need polish. And be sure to be showered with extra love from your girl! Have you been dreaming about a utility task vehicle UTV thats as badass as it can get? A machine that lets you play harder than ever, no matter what the terrain? If youre nodding in affirmation, then get your hands on the all-new Polaris Ranger XP Not only is it more sporty than any previous Ranger, it has more power, boosted ergonomic comfort and enhanced efficiency.
The brains at Polaris wanted to provide a more comfortable ride, so the engine has been moved under the tilting cargo bed for a quieter trail experience. The new chassis is stronger and provides greater rigidity, while the inch ground clearance helps it rumple through deep ridges.
A new electronic power steering EPS has vastly reduced the strain on your arms. The XP also comes with a speed key so you cant go crazy with itthe key lets you limit the top speed to 40 kmph. Other tweaks include the option for sand tyres and a cradle to lug stuff around. Feel the thrill yet? Gear up to play hard. Fun guaranteed. If your new year resolution is to scorch that gut, call for the Fitbit Zip. This tiny little gizmo which you can attach to your shirt, belt, etc.
Connect it to your smartphone or computer and it will give you your progress report. Make every step counteven when you walk around the boardroom during a presentation. Jerky hand movements? They dont count. The Marshall fridge amp is a fridge-in-disguise that adds a rockin look to your secret stash. You cant plug your axe into it, but you can plug in your mouth hole. Okay, now stop with the wires.
If your neighbour is as hot as Deepika Padukone, then you must get this cofee machine immediately. The Jura Impressa J9. Even you wont mess it up. Dude, think twice before committing. Like rearms and electronics, grills are fun to use but a pain to travel with. Heres the solution: The Fyrkat mini picnic charcoal grill that ts on your bike and can still hold a couple of steaks. Loaded with two barrels packing six common screw bits each, the Worx SD Semi- Automatic Driver is a handheld automatic tool which makes switching from a drill bit to a Phillips head so easy that even the most un-handy man can get things done around the house.
Pull it from your holster and whisper, Go ahead, shelf, make my day. The super-slim inch screen, which has a rose-gold metallic touch, comes with voice and motion control and a Smart Evolution kit that allows it to be upgraded to the latest technology, year after year. The picture quality is pretty damn fantastic, too.
It features lumen brightness, , It can project a screen as large as inches and has an excellent 2D to 3D HD conversion. Let the groping commence, dude. Serious, not kiddin. The Ion Air Pro sports camera also uploads the videos instantly to your social networks.
Now that the traf c police will be watching your Facebook page, change your privacy settings. Youll be able to slide it in your jeans easily. We are talking about the worlds thinnest camera you pervert! The megapixel Canon Powershot SX IS comes with 30x zoom and is ideal for those who want to click landscape pics but not at the cost of a heavy, big-sized camera.
Pack in p HD capabilities, a GamePad controller, and a new video streaming application and the result will be the new WiiU. It comes with an attachable table tennis top. Paddle spankin time! Gentlemen, start your drooling and re up those engines! We say thats a small sacrice to make for being able to cruise around in the hottest thing to come out of Britain since Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, if she came with a twin-turbo 3.
We still love you! Made from breglass-reinforced plastic, the Spiders hardtop slides down easier than your dates dress. Just kidding, we know you didnt get any. And when you consider the kmph of 3. Purely in terms of how good looking a car can be, the Spider is McLarens most electric ofering, even with the spanking new P1 in the stable.
Start saving, this could be a better investment than any 3BHK youll ever buy. Stick this thing in her driveway with a bow on top and watch the reconciliation begin. Super-powerful thanks to a horsepower twin-turbo V-8 but extremely smooth, wildly sexy but totally dignied, the sixth- generation SL left us with our jaws on its tastefully appointed carpet.
Handling is tight and responsive, and with the S packages turbocharged 1. Is the Mini Roadster practical? Is it fun? Not dif cult to see why. The new sports a SOHC valve engine that churns out bhp at 6, rpm. Its a solid car, too, even if it looks cute and easy. Though steep for a car of its size, the price tag is more for its super styling and city-friendly dimensions than whats under the hood or in the cabin.
Thats due mostly to a very low centre of gravity and a svelte curb weight of just over 1, kg. The car is powered by Subarus 2. At horsepower, the real fun comes when tossing it around on twisty roads.
That, and a top speed of kmph. None of the horses under the hood were harmed, though the pavement might be as you zip from in 4. Plus, its a Tesla. Behind its menacing snout is a hp V Beyond styling cues, the F Sport designation provides a stifer suspension, electronically controlled shocks, and wider wheels.
And as we were cruising, the The cars platform is based on the Alfa Romeo Giulietta, and that Italian heritage shows. Powered by a frisky 1. This is a four-door compact you wont feel like a dork driving. A close to six-second kmph and a nearly kmph top speed makes it an urban dream. Plus, it looks really tough It is one of the most successful cars on Indian roads and, now, with its updated sportier design and enhanced fuel ef ciency, it is becoming more popular.
The 1. On the highway too, it is quite the power-packed performer. The interiors have been spruced up with real leather seats and premium trims, and the cabin now features technology thats pretty much in line with anything youd expect from a luxury car. This includes built-in GPS, automatic climate control, a multimedia player and a touch-controlled, multi-colour 6.
On the outside, the curves have been streamlined, and new headlamps and eight-spoke alloy wheels complete the package. At the price, it is dif cult to nd something that delivers as much, especially when you consider the 1. Highway driving? It ups the other with a kmph of 6. A tight six-speed gearbox makes a road trip easy.
The Caddy also has a safety system that vibrates the drivers seat on whatever side the potential threat is coming from, which kind of feels like you have Peter Parkers spider sense built into your ass.
It is packed with features and glides through the urban landscape like a feather on a girls back. It also gives you a killer mileage, which is exactly what you need. And hassle-free parking due to its dimensions. At horsepower, its not going to set the streets are, but its quick enough and gets incredible economy. Ready for your Green awardas in your girl cheating?
After a design overhaul, the new A4 has the stealthy look of a killer machine, without compromising on the performance that makes it such a popular car.
The petrol A4 has a powerful 1. It is also the perfect size for city driving, but it really shows its pep on the highway. A very cool car. It easily seats seven people but has the same spanking lines that have given the new Swift its sleek street look and better-than-before interiors. In terms of performance, the Ertiga has a trusty 1. The engine produces Nm of torque at 1, rpm, which is plenty to race through the streets and tackle the hills.
It is also a very smooth drive, while the cabin is equipped with most modern gadgetry. If you have a family that includes a few stinky uncles, this is the car that will keep them far away from you, even if theyre in the same car. Pesky nephews? Put them in the backseat and forget about them. And enjoy the drive. Then aim for this boy. To understand what this handsome sedan is all about, let the giant 6. Before you know it, youll be making up raps about your love for this machine as you barrel down the highway or maybe thats just us.
In any event, youre sure to nd plenty of people wholl thumb a ride. Avoid the hobo without any pants. Engineers reworked the structure of the car using composite materials, resulting in a Viper that has shaved of more than 45 kg from previous models. Too bad those engineers cant work on you, huh, tubby? With its sinfully sexy exterior and a meticulously designed interior that looks like what would happen if an F cockpit and a hip hotel lobby had a baby, this is one hell of a serpent.
And a fast serpent at that, capable of going from 0 to kmph in 3. You can easily apply for a pilots licence. One look at the Cruze and you instantly know it has raw poweras much in terms of how it looks as the horses that push it faster than ever.
The muscle pedigree of Chevys stable is evident in its anks and hood, as well as the tapered cockpit.
Add to that more torque and better goods on the inside, and you know you have a car thats not trying to be polite. It ofers a really smooth drive and its dif cult to gure out how fast youre going until you see the trees being blown aside. Yes, we know were exaggerating but get behind the wheel and youll know why. Oh, and the all-black interiors promise you that the devil has probably made you his own. The dual- mode exhaust system ensures that anyone who doesnt notice its dramatic styling will hear its uncivilised roar.
The previous Boxster has been a bestseller since it was introduced in late , but Porsche continues to tinker with it. The iteration with the 2. With a top speed of kmph and a highly-responsive seven-speed transmission, this baby goes from kmph in 4. See those chicks whizzing by? While retaining its high-end hallmarkswere pretty sure the seats are made from the same leather as Gods satchel of goodnessthe luxury brand goes all out with a 6.
Racecar handling. Zero to in a blazing three seconds. A body and cockpit sexier than Leonardo DiCaprios latest girlfriend. Sure, you could buy a nice mansion with the F12 Berlinettas estimated price tag, but unless a couple of Leonardos other girlfriends are waiting for you in one of those bedrooms, the Ferrari is going to be a lot more fun. For us, dude! The car has gone through a number of makeovers since its launch, both in technology and looks, and the latest version is fantastic for the price tag.
The new Blue Drive is powered by a 1. Plus, it reminds us of SRK. Thats got to be good. The Passat is an extremely attractive car and has well-designed interiors which are at once striking and minimalist.
The new 2. Drive around the city in it and you will be pleasantly surprised with the complimentswe sure were. It comes with seven bottle and cup holders and also a litre glovebox that is air-conditioned to keep those drinks cool. Given its kg curb weight and 79 bhp of power, it has a brilliant power-to- weight ratio, which allows it to rev and move, without sacricing fuel economy.
In fact, it is the one car you can easily try to sport up, because it has a low stance and a wider base than most cars like it. It aunts a 1.
And dont let the looks deceive you It is versatile with easy movements and controls, strong brakes and a slick gearshift. And its fun to drive. The Duster has attributes of both, and the 1. The engine is reliable and ef cient, and will make you feel as at home on the city overpass as on the open trail. The polished nish and the low centre of gravity have found a million fans, but we love the way it looks intimidating and polite at the same time.
A lot! Its also an ideal car for city-dwellers, thanks to an around-view monitor. The only vehicle in its class to ofer this innovation, its four wide-angle cameras mounted on the front, back and side mirrors keep you aware of your every corner, obliterating the frustration that comes with parallel parking, or when colliding with a Vespa parked next door.
The 5. With Nm produced between 1, and 3, rpm, the SUV surges from in less than seven seconds. If you have the cash, this is probably a better buy than those market- linked investments The model features beadlock-capable wheels that allow for greater traction, a front-facing camera to help conquer steep terrain, and improved brakes tuned for a controlled ride in various extreme environments.
If youre stuck on the road, hurtling down the highway in one of the Raptors standout colour schemes is enough to make you feel like a badass, especially since it also has a top speed of kmph.
And when youre riding high, you may feel the urge to drive this 6. Resist this urge, because it is not polite to drive over less-imposing vehicles. Or to invite trucks to do the same to you. No other SUV in that price range is as stylish. But that does not take away from its imposing road presence. The monolithic muscle-bound beast is also packed with features like six airbags, a touchscreen media console that can be synced with smartphones, tyre pressure monitoring, ABS, cruise control, rain-sensing wipers and reverse assist and music when you start the car.
Powered by a 2. If nothing else, it has certainly given us a good idea that looks can make a man.
Wheres that mirror? The hard plastic dashboard is easy to clean after driving in the mudit is an of- road vehiclebut Mahindra has given you the option of much- needed air-conditioning. The engine produces bhp at 3, rpm, which makes it a versatile choice for hills and trails alike. It looks great, to be honest, and its primary appeal lies in its rustic looks and wide stance. There isnt a better looking of-roader in India yet.
Happy thundering over rocks. Still, this is probably the most civilised Wrangler yet, but that doesnt mean it lacks the goods. Thats for the country, and the Wrangler makes no bones about being for the outdoorsman.
That said, it has the tech indoors to see it through, including heated front seats, voice-command GPS navigation and device integration. The best part? It still rumbles in the 4x4 option. Fanboys, we are. For , one of the worlds most-popular SUVs gets the best curve-enhancing plastic surgery since Pam Anderson.
Read a spanking new exterior with shapely fenders, a sexy front that gives it a mounted look and overall sleekness. And thats before you gure out just what the 2.
Toss in a zippy turbo and the newest MyFord Touch interior communication and entertainment system and you may consider having a kid just to throw in it. We suggest you get married before that, of course. For which you will need a girl, which this ne-looker may help you get. Well, maybe not that eco-warrior chick. Fourteen years later, it remains one of the most sought-after SUVs. The new Safari Storme has a very dominating stance, and is powered by a 2. It has a hydro-formed ladder frame chassis, which makes it a few times stifer and 35 kg lighter than its predecessor, without losing any of the aggression.
The 2. It has the usual BMW polish, so you can expect it to be loaded with tech. Call us greedy, but wed have liked it to be a bit bigger.
For efect! What youre holding in your hands is the result of sweat, blood we got a paper cut and enough booze to soak Scotland. Welcome to Maxims Super Seventh Anniversary! The seven sexiest models in India help us celebrate seven years of mayhem and mischief, and end up making the most beautiful empowerment statement ever.
We stand by as they also redene the supermodel phenomena. Ramps and fashion, look out for them! Seven hotties on one cover It is super exciting to share the cover with six beautiful, hot women. This cover marks the completion of seven sexy years for us. Weve had some really hot covers, but which have been your favourite ones? MAXIM has been the epitome of hot, and has brought out that never-seen- before side in a lot of the celebrities.
Both are gorgeous without having to try. Behind the supermodel mask, whats the real Mariette like? What are your hobbies? What interests you? I am chilled-out and fun-loving. I have always been a sportsperson, and I am a big fan of general dare devilry. I love life for all the new experiences it ofers, which is the same reason I love travelling and exploring. Just backpacking of to a new place is a complete joy. In my quiet time, I love a good book, and I write myself. What turns you on in a man?
A good sense of humour with a dose of intelligence and good manners always hits the spot. Who are the three women you wouldnt mind getting naughty with?
Great choices, there. I think it is a fun magazine, and its great to see a side to all the personalities in MAXIM that no other magazine brings outthe sexy, always fun and, sometimes, naughty side. Bottom line? Hold her with condence, but not like you want to squash her. And keep your hands warm. Cold, clammy hands are a big turn-of.
Thorough researchsitting in the park, counting squirrelsallowed us to come up with some neat ideas. Best bet? Pick a ght with a B-grade celeb. Not someone who can kick your ass. Oh, Q We couldnt manage it, but we did get him to spell out the secrets of the party. Yeah, were good people. For a rst date, dont carry a vibrator. And dont ask her if she wants to see the glory hole. We went deep into the Californian redwoods to nd him, saw a footprint or two, but got a neat Bigfoot Crossing wall hanging.
We now have two things in our house. First was the wall. Agni, Indus Creed, we miss you. Final verdict: We need more romance, more staying power.
And, well, more alone time. Seduction Simplied! Do I really have to spell it out? This one, of course! It is the hottest ever! With seven times the number of ladies, seven times the hotness is guaranteed!
We totally agree.
Do you think our readers will? We already know! If youve been having Chinese food for a long time, Thai food can be a refreshing and hot change, isnt it? Hot and spicy change. We published an article a couple of years ago that taught men to make their own kinky sex toy.
Would you read it? A bit of kinkiness never hurt anyone! Besides, you are teaching men to be imaginative and resourceful. So I think it is great! Youre a former beauty queen, pageant winner, et al. Is that the real Manasvi? What are your interests? Oh, the list is never-ending! I love to learn new things so I keep dabbling with various stuf like horse-riding, drumming, classical singing, dancing and, of course, theatre. Being a model comes naturally to you and you have a air for the camera.
Do you love the profession? The modelling world is now bigger, more international and more organised. I love everything about it. From the people to the travelling, the glamour, the fame What I hate is the staying away from the family, though. What are the rst few things that attract you in a man? I like condence, a good body, a twinkle in his eyes and that naughtiness in his smile. It is like a promise of an adventure! His top tip: Just be yourself and turn up the charm try not to be cheesy.
It is called lEnfer or Hell. It has everything from illustrations of giant carnival penises to woodcuts of coitus. They are not creepy, they want to avoid you as much as you wanna avoid them and the bigger they are, the less likely they are to bite you. Swallow you whole? We wont lie, thats a possibility. Or you can just point at them and laugh. But no matter how wise you are, the best place for inspiration will still be on the throne. Keep these accessories handy: A thermometer, a pair of re- retardant tongs, a gun lighter and an asbestos resuit in case the pyromaniac in you takes over.
Best things to grill: Pork sausages, chicken cutlets, steaks and, if youre veggie, bell pepper, cauliower and potato. Best drink? Any damn thing, man Step one: Clear out the clutter in your drawer and in your head. Anything you havent used for three months should go.
The rule does not apply to your girlfriends underwear. Sebastian Vettel won it, and the title. We went behind the scenes to catch up with him and legendary racer Niki Lauda. The most important takeaway? When the speed is furious, keep a clear head. And take risks, as much in the sport as in life. Staring at the hottie in the bar is useless.
Buy her a drink. We normally have lmstars. I think it is a pretty hot change! Now, we just need everyone else to agree with us. And that shouldnt be a big problem, I guess!
The generation of supermodels has a new guard. Have things changed since you started modelling? There is a growing acceptance of dusky skin in the commercial market. When I was recently signed on by a brand as their ambassador, I was told on set that I was the duskiest model theyd brought in to date. Growing up, who were the models you liked and admired? I come from a pretty academic South Indian background so modelling wasnt really a part of my existence as a child.
But if I had to name anyone it would have to be Madhu Sapre and, of course, the supermodels of the 90s. Theyre still amazing role models. If not modelling, whatd be the next job? I studied to be a lawyer, so I guess thats what Id have liked to do. I enjoyed studying the profession as it is multifaceted, challenging and, more excitingly, still in the process of evolution. Having said that, I still feel like studying as it has added a lot to my life skills and has given a new dimension to my personality that I wouldnt exchange for anything.
If you turned into a man, what would you like to do? Probably nd out what having a penis must feel like! Other than that, is there really anything that a man can do, that we women cant do better? No, nothing. Except being creepy. Whats the sexiest thing about you? My complete unabashed gluttony for yummy food!
MAXIM is about Hot women and great readingdoesnt get better than that for men! Go forth and carry on the good work! You can actually travel to the place where Frodo lost his virginity kidding! But become a man with a whisky cocktail. Try a Rubicon Julip mix a whisky with Crme de Menthe, lemon juice, mint leaves, soda.
By loudly asking for a snack that they dont have. Such as veggie seekh kebabs. Or by taking your boss to a colleagues birthday. Hate guaranteed. Or play Yo Yo Honey Singh.
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